Collection: Funny Italian Tees

From cute and comical to wildly brazen, we have Italian T-shirts that will bring a chuckle to everyone who sees them. These shirts might even start up a conversation with a complete stranger. Our spicy "What the Fangul!" and "Do You Have Any Italian in You?" shirts require that special type of person to wear them, but even if you aren't that brave, we have many clever designs to choose from. Show everyone your Italian attitude, or let them know that "This is the Italian Your Mother Warned You About." For a friend who has Irish and Italian blood, there's the "O'Talian" clover in Italy's colors. It's simply stated and to the point. As a perfect gift for your non-Italian spouse, try our "Italian by Marriage" T-shirt. For your hip texting friends, "OMG" in this case means "Oh My Guido," and there's also "LMIAO," which is self-explanatory. "The Grillfather" offers a sly reference to every Italian's favorite movie while honoring a king or queen of the barbecue. Lovers of old-fashioned corny humor, maybe a beloved grandmother or grandfather, will appreciate "Old Italians Never Die… They Just Pasta Away!" This shirt will certainly cause a great deal of laughter and probably a few groans. "Holy Cannoli," have we got a lot of Italian T-shirts for you.

For some family fun, browse our line of "Pray For Me" shirts. Whether you're looking for a special and hilarious gift for your husband or wife, this will show your appreciation for them along with a heavy dose of humor. If you're shopping for a gift for an unsuspecting newlywed just recently married into an Italian family, nothing makes a more perfect present from the in-laws than our "I Survived An Italian Mother-in-Law/Father-in-Law" T-shirt. We haven't forgotten about you Sicilians, either. Have a look at our shirts that tell the world to "Pray for Me, My Boyfriend/Girlfriend is a Sicilian." We also have special shirts that display not just Italian but also city pride, for residents who are part of the New York or Chicago Italian community. See also our collection of girl's Italian T-shirts, for godmothers and princesses alike.
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  • I'm Not Yelling, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm Not Yelling, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I'm Funny How? I Mean funny, Like I'm a Clown! I amuse you? Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm Funny How? I Mean funny, Like I'm a Clown! I amuse you? Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I'm Italian Therefore I Cannot Keep Calm Capeesh? Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm Italian Therefore I Cannot Keep Calm Capeesh? Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I'm With Stunad Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm With Stunad Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Save A Stallion Ride An Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Save A Stallion Ride An Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Pray For Me My Wife Is Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Pray For Me My Wife Is Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I Wish I Was More Italian So I Could Be Even More Awesome Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I Wish I Was More Italian So I Could Be Even More Awesome Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Keep Calm And Kiss My Culo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Keep Calm And Kiss My Culo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Approach With Caution - Italian Temper Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Approach With Caution - Italian Temper Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Feel Safe At Night, Sleep With An Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Feel Safe At Night, Sleep With An Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I'm Not Yelling, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm Not Yelling, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • If You Like My Meatballs, Wait Till You Try My Sausage Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    If You Like My Meatballs, Wait Till You Try My Sausage Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Italian And Good Looking, Where Will It End! Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Italian And Good Looking, Where Will It End! Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Legalize Marinara T-shirt Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Legalize Marinara T-shirt Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • LMIAO Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    LMIAO Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • The Trouble With Italian Food Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    The Trouble With Italian Food Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • This Is The Italian Your Mother Warned You About Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    This Is The Italian Your Mother Warned You About Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Warning I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Warning I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I'm Italian - I Don't Have An Inside Voice Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm Italian - I Don't Have An Inside Voice Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Always Right, Never Wrong, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Always Right, Never Wrong, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I Can't Keep Calm, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I Can't Keep Calm, I'm Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • FBI - Full Blooded Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    FBI - Full Blooded Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Italians Rule Because Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Italians Rule Because Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I'm Friggin Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I'm Friggin Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Old Italians Never Die, They Just Pasta Away Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Old Italians Never Die, They Just Pasta Away Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Pray For Me I Married An Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Pray For Me I Married An Italian Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Italian Drinking Team Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Italian Drinking Team Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Italian Stallion Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Italian Stallion Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • I Have The Right To Remain Silent Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    I Have The Right To Remain Silent Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Italia Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Italia Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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  • Italians Do It Better Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
    Italians Do It Better Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Guidogear
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